Monday, April 9, 2007

EWF Results--4/7--Marion, Indiana

Dark Lion beat Matt Lowery

Jake Omen beat Cupid Valentino

The next match was announced as an Easter" Lucky Number 7" Gauntlet match... everyone in the locker room had their name placed in a hat and 2 men would start out and after either pinfall or submission another name would be drawn out until 7 participants had entered the ring. The winner would advance to the Fatal 4-way EWF Title Match at the X8 on April 21st, which at this point has Osyris defending against Just Justin...

Unlucky Number 7 Gauntlet Match:

1) Hank Calhoun beat Wildman Rogers

(Hank nailed Wildman with a pair of Brass Knuckles while the referee was distracted and got the 3-count)

2) Fallen Dragon beat Hank Calhoun
(very quick Dragon hit Calhoun in the jaw with a super kick to score the pin)

3) Fuji Brown beat Fallen Dragon
(Dragon with the early advantage on Brown, however, Brown managed to hit his finisher to advance)

4) Fuji Brown beat The Insane Luchadore (lasted all of 6 seconds that included the 3 count)

5) Big Richard Cannon beat Fuji Brown
(Cannon who now refers to himself in 3rd person as Richard Cannon blasted Fuji with a series of high impact moves to move on to number 7)

6) Big Richard Cannon beat Bob
(Cannon with the early advantage here but Bob got his B-O-B punches off and a round of T-Bone suplexes only to be cut off and at the receiving end of a Richard Cannon top rope head butt to score the win

Richard Cannon wins the "Lucky Number 7 Gauntlet" to advance to April 21st's Fatal 4-way

After the match, Richard Cannon said he was about to debunk a holiday myth and
announced that there is no EASTER BUNNY... with that "HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL MUSIC HIT" and the EASTER BUNNY CAME DOWN AND GOT IN THE RING WITH CANNON.

The fans chanted for Cannon to "HUG THE BUNNY" but when he tried he was hit with a
Modified "Easter Bunny Ace Crusher" and then took off the Bunny Head... revealing it was Just Justin! Richard Cannon got out of the ring and headed for the back telling Justin it would be him that
will win the fatal four way on April 21st...

Damian & Hurricane had their Official Contract signing... Damian had come to the ring with a guitar case and 2 druids in tow after Damian had signed the contract he read the bottom which stated that the match for next week between the 2 would be a "Fans bring the weapons match"... Damian had not read the entire contract was furious and sent his druids to attack Hurricane... they had little luck beating on "Cane.

After a few minutes of Hurricane tossing the druids around he reached into Damian's guitar case and blasted one of Damian's druids with the guitar upside his head... shattering it into about 100 pieces. Damian says he promises Hurricane will pay next week.

Sami Callihan beat Tiny Tim

New Era Title: Jay West (c) beat Andy Santos

Nate Pheonix & Just Justin beat Locked & Loaded in a non title tag match

Destinee Blade tried to help Locked & Loaded only to prompt Miss Jeanie to come to ringside to even the odds. The women continued to brawl on the outside while Nate & Justin hooked L&L in double schoolboys for the win.