CZW Results-2/9-ECW Arena

results courtesy of pwbts.com

Chuck Taylor won the Aerial Assault Match defeating Spyrul BKNY, Pinkie Sanchez, Ryan McBride, and Ricochet.

The match was spectacular with the high spots the match is designed to show off, including Ricochet doing the double moonsault (that means a moonsault with two complete flips, folks) to the floor, which is a incredible thing to see live; as well as Ryan McBride doing a 450 off of through a table on the outside. Chuck Taylor even busted out a ring dive.

The match was hurt by what appeared to be a botched finish (by either the referee or BKNY Spyral); which ended up with Chuck Taylor and BKNY Spyrul on a ladder to get a "contract" for a future CZW Junior Heavyweight Title match. BKNY Spyrul hung from the chain attached to the raefters holding the "contract". He then kicked Taylor, grabbed the contract and fell...but without the contract. Chuck Taylor grabbed it to win the match. Then, while Taylor climbed down, BKNY Spyrul grabbed it, and was announced the winner. Zandig came out, spit on Spyral, and gives the contract to Taylor.

Oops.

Then, the filming started with two 2 takes of Necro Butcher (as the dastardly heel named "Necrobutcher") and Mickey Rourke (as the babyface character "Ram") entrances, then saw a bar fight sequence between the two taped for the movie. OK so far with the taping.


Team Andrew beat the Iron Saints in an OK match.

Nicky Benz brought out Javi Air to start a stable of wrestlers he was going to make "stars". Yawn.


Javi Air loses to LJ Cruz in a forgettable match. More coaching needed by Benz apparently.


Greg Excellence and Beef Wellington (aka " 2Girls1Cup"), along with Kylie Pierce as their "nutritional coach", defeated Joe Gacy and Alex Colon.


Sabian beat Brandon Thomaselli with a double footstomp to retain the CZW Junior Heavyweight Titlet.


DJ Hyde beat WHACKS in an hardcore all-Arena brawl. DJ Hyde started the evening's events by tying Britney (WHACKS girlfriend/valet) to the ringpost, bringing various inappropriate comments from my section. WHACKS began the match comes out and attacks DJ Hyde with a barbed wire bat. WHACKS tried to untie Britney only to be stopped by DJ Hyde.

In a disgusting moment, the carved up DJ Hyde got lemon juice and salt poured into his barbed wire cuts. Later, WHACKS spit out hot sauce onto the cuts. Owwwwwch.

Then, another "oops" moment occurred as WHACKS tried to use a mobile cherry picker to squash DJ Hyde against the guardrail. Only it wouldn't start moving. Security finally came along and got it going for WHACKS, who squashed Hyde against the rail. In the middle of all the fun, WHACKS eventually frees Britney. WHACKS attempts to finish off DJ Hyde by jumping off the mobile cherry picker, but Hyde moved. Hyde then pinned WHACKS for the win.


Naptown Dragons (Scotty Vortekz and Diehard Dustin Lee) defeated Jon Dahmer and Danny Demanto to win the CZW Tag Team Titles. Dragons turned into defacto babyfaces (think "cool heels"), as a lot of fans are tired of Demanto's ring-shooty shtick.

During intermission; more footage was filmed, including a segment with a brawl in the crowd between "Ram" and "Necrobutcher".

Post-intermission, Vordell Walker came out. He tried to tell us Joker (who came out with Blackout earlier) was at home with an abscessed tooth (turns out he DID have an abscessed tooth, but was very obviously there in the building. This qualifies as another of those "thank God for editing" moments.

So Walker did the "I'm looking for the toughest guy in the locker room" shtick....only to have Kevin Steen return to CZW to a nice ovation.


Kevin Steen-Vordell Walker went to a no-contest as Steen went for the package piledriver, but was reversed by Walker into a leglock. Steen makes the ropes, Walker refused to break, and the match was called a "no-contest" (um, isn't this usually considered a DQ for the guy refusing to break?). Joker came out and challenged Walker for next month.


LuFisto beats Sexxy Eddy in the Ultraviolent Domestic Dispute match. No gimmicks used, but Eddy beat the CRAP out of
LuFisto (who's got to be the toughest North American woman not named Mickie Knuckles). LuFisto wins on a reverse pin.


Hardcore Nick Gage and Ruckus went to a non-finish after Drew Blood and Devon Moore of PWU came out (in what appears to be the slowest "invasion" by one promotion of another I've ever seen). Gage and Ruckus go to resume the match, but are broken up after Robby Mireno tells security something. The crowd shit on the second non-finish out of three matches. Zandig came out and tried to re-start the match, but Ruckus left a minute later. It should be noted that Ruckus got out of a hospital bed after being in the hospital with a bad case of pneumoina, something that escaped the crowd who hooted the non-finish.


Drake Younger defeated Brain Damage in a bloody disgusting match that featured barbed wire, auto glass and other fun things. After one spot, Brain Damage legit sprayed blood like a water faucet (for those who remember, think of the horrific Bill Alfonso blade job back in the ECW days). Drake Younger looked like he got shot after taking a double knee stomp onto a pane of glass. In the middle of the insanity, Younger pinned Brain Damage for the win and the Double Crown (Iron Man Title and "Ultraviolet Underground" title).

Then, there was more movie filming. Zandig kept the crowd around by implying there would be more following this...which there really wasn't. Grrrrrrrr. The crowd started getting pissed at this point as the hour was getting ridiculously late for this kind of thing.

For those who care, Necrobutcher is still out after the filming is done, and "sincerely thanks the one man in the back who made this possible"...Nicky Benz. Thus the Necrobutcher turn begins. Benz comes out with protege, Javi-Air. Yippee.

Danny Havoc came out, called Necrobutcher a Hollywood sellout, and started fighting with Necrobutcher. Wifebeater came out with a weedwhacker to even the sides. It says something that the crowd was so tired at nearly 1:00 am that even Wifebeater didn't get much of a pop.

The evening...er, morning... ends with Havoc hitting a flying elbow off of the ECW Arena entrance onto Necrobutcher on top of two tables.